I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
Hi I’m back on tumblr?!
Best sites to kill time on
Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?
** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**
• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry
• The Oatmeal - funny web comics
• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….
• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious
• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.
• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says
• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here
• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old
• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics
• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little
• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great
And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility
omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester
New Alternative Version of Lana Del Rey’s Party Girl, recorded back in 2009. Available to Download on my Masterpost.
Snippet of a Demo Version of Lana Del Rey’s ‘Children of the Bad Revolution’ recorded in 2010.



